there are five frogs staring at me right now
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- my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
- me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.
The world didn’t get worse, homie, your eyes just got wider.
fuckin deep ass top comment on youtube (via thetpr)
Anonym asked:
Could you maybe possibly tag your girl problems ? With a trigger or something ? As a guy I don't want to see that on my dashboard
cliffordstongue-deactivated2014 answered:
PERIODS BLOOD UTERUS VAGINAS ASSES BOOBS ONE BOOB BIGGER THAN THE OTHER NIPPLES HURTING WAXING LEGS WAXING VAGINAS BRAZILIAN FUCKING WAXES GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE WAXED WAXING ARMPITS WAXING TOP LIPS WAXING EYEBROWS DRAWING IN YOUR EYEBROWS TATTOOING YOUR EYEBROWS ON PLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS HAIR DYE HAIR CUTS SPLIT ENDS HAIRDRYERS EXPLODING HAIR STRAIGHTENERS HAIR CURLERS HAIR WAVERS SHOES HEELS WEDGES FLATS CONVERSE DOC MARTENS BOYS BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE TOO FAT BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE DUMB BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE WORTHLESS AND UGLY AND VILE AND DISGUSTING WITHOUT MAKEUP FUCKING EYELINER AND MASCARA AND FOUNDATION AND CONCEALER AND POWDER AND PERFUME AND LIPSTICK AND LIPGLOSS AND LIP BALM AND BEING TOO TALL BEING TOO SMALL BEING TOO SKINNY BEING TOO FAT NOT LOOKING LIKE THE GIRL IN THE MAGAZINE NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT ACTRESS NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT MODEL PURGING ANOREXIA BULIMIA ALL BECAUSE DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH FUCKING GIRL PROBLEMS
TRIGGER WARNING??? GROW SOME BALLS YOUR MOTHER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR SISTER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR AUNTIE YOUR COUSIN YOUR FRIEND YOUR NEIGHBOUR THE FUCKING QUEEN DEALS WITH ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE BOYS ARE SO SO SO DUMB AND SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
legendary
- my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
- me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.
zayn’s prelude of his book: i roll out of bed and turn off my alarm. ugh, so annoying. i get up and yawn, running my fingers through my jet black hair. i look at my reflection in the mirror. i have stormy eyes and other facial features. i pull on some ripped black jeans and a tank top to show off my tattoos. mum calls me from the kitchen: “zayn, breakfast’s ready!” i stomp my way downstairs grumpily. before i can even reach the table mum gives me a magazine. “it’s one direction!” she says excitedly. “i know, i hate those bitches,” i reply, balling it up and throwing it in the trash. it’s gonna be a long day.
Anonym asked:
Top 10 Moon/Mars combos that are most likely to start a fight
virgolvst answered:
Starting a fight? Hands down:
Fire/Air Moon and Mars
The Air signs… massive gossipers. The Fire signs? Way too impulsive and could start something without even realizing it. Out of those, I’d say:
Aries Moon/Mars
Leo Moon/Mars
Libra Moon/Mars (this is so true, they notoriously start the most problems)
Gemini Moon/Mars
Sagittarius Moon/Mars
Aquarius Moon/Mars
